IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JAY'S AGE AND GLORIA'S FINALLY GETTING THE BEST OF HIM?, ON ABC'S "MODERN FAMILY"

"Two Monkeys and a Panda" - While Claire runs herself ragged trying to play peacemaker with Haley and Alex, Phil sneaks off for a nice relaxing day at the spa. Meanwhile, Gloria is horrified by Jay's morbid plans to purchase two primo side-by-side crypts in preparation of the inevitable future, and Cameron decides he wants to write a book that celebrates the fact that Lily is adopted -- however, during the process he unearths artifacts that are quite disturbing -- on "Modern Family," WEDNESDAY, MARCH 2 (9:00-9:31 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.

"Modern Family" stars Ed O'Neill as Jay Pritchett, Julie Bowen as Claire Dunphy, Ty Burrell as Phil Dunphy, Sof�a Vergara as Gloria Delgado-Pritchett, Jesse Tyler Ferguson as Mitchell Pritchett, Eric Stonestreet as Cameron, Sarah Hyland as Haley Dunphy, Nolan Gould as Luke Dunphy, Ariel Winter as Alex Dunphy and Rico Rodriguez as Manny Delgado.

Guest cast includes Kaliko Kauahi as pedicurist, Christen Sussin as Laurie, Tangie Ambrose as Noranne, Mary Anne McGarry as Winnie and Jonathan McMurtry as Ed.

"Two Monkeys and a Panda" was written by Carol Leifer and directed by Beth McCarthy Miller.

"Modern Family" is broadcast in 720 Progressive (720P), ABC's Selected HD Format, with 5.1 channel surround sound. A TV parental guideline will be assigned closer to airdate.

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